| I'm sick of hypocrites and two-faced people.
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| #include “STD ISD PCO.h”
#include “love.h”
#define Cute beautiful_lady
main()
{
goto college;
scanf(”100%”,&ladies);
if(lady ==Cute)
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf(”I Love U”);
scanf(”100%”,&reply);
}
if(reply == “GO AWAY”)
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */
else if(reply == “SANDAL “)
exit(1);
balls++;
main(); /* go try one more time */
else if(reply == “I Love U”)
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}
if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;
}
}
if(time ==6.00)
goto park;
park:
{
for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
kiss = kiss+1;
}
free(lover);
return(home);
if(time ==9.30)
goto bar;
bar:
{
friends++;
party++;
booze++;
smoke++;
if(bar.close())
{
pay->bill;
come->out;
}
}
if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
sweetpan++;
polo++;
goto home;
}
friendsroom:
{
if(friend.home())
{
goto sleep;
}
else {
mojo++;
clothes--;
if (worry>=hormones)
{
kiss++;
}
else {
frolic++;
smile++;
exhaustion++;
}
goto sleep;
}
}
home:
{
if(mom.shouts())
{
reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork ||
friendsbday);
say->reason;
}
if(dad.shouts())
shut->yourmouth;
call->lover;
if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice ||
lover_mom->voice))
{
hang++;
}
else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
{
for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001)
{
say->ILuvU;
scanf(”100%”,&reply); /* “I Love U” already
stored in reply */
}
}
goto sleep;
}
sleep:
{
*(dream)=love;
}
}
Yeah... enough of that. 
-Nic
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| Yep... I'm famous now.
http://www.stanforddaily.com/article/2006/9/27/facebookOpensToAllWebUsers
http://fp.uni.edu/northia/article1.asp?SECTION=3
Both of these articles (the first from the Stanford Daily, the second from the Northern Iowan) are relating to my feelings about Facebook opening their doors to the public.
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| Decrease in pirate activity causing global warming... http://www.scq.ubc.ca/?p=236
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| Today is probably the most amazing day ever.
1. I finally got over my cold, after having it for a week.
2. No homework for the weekend.
3. Amazing food for lunch (hooray, mandrin chicken!)
4. I have V for Vendetta.
5. I have the new John Mayer CD
And, to top it all off...
6. Today is Jess' and my 1-year anniversary.
Yay.
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